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What is good in this experience is that I learn many important lesson. Here is the lessons.
1 - Never eat chocolate unless the unwrapping of the chocolate was seen. (Even if in great hunger!)
2 - Sniper is very, very scary person.
3 - Sniper is look funny when leg wraps around his neck. :)

What is good in this experience is that I learn many important lesson. Here is the lessons.

1 - Never eat chocolate unless the unwrapping of the chocolate was seen. (Even if in great hunger!)

2 - Sniper is very, very scary person.

3 - Sniper is look funny when leg wraps around his neck. :)

Doktor, please do not take in offense; you are very good man, and also very good cook of liverwurst. (Believe me. Even though everyone throw up all day after Monday dinner, I still think it is very delicious.)
But the way you battle, it is…er…not so much.
Most helpful thing for Medic to do when battle? Ah, is simple. Heal entire team - fairly! This way, it is best for everyone.

Doktor, please do not take in offense; you are very good man, and also very good cook of liverwurst. (Believe me. Even though everyone throw up all day after Monday dinner, I still think it is very delicious.)

But the way you battle, it is…er…not so much.

Most helpful thing for Medic to do when battle? Ah, is simple. Heal entire team - fairly! This way, it is best for everyone.

Yes. I know it is been long time, and now there is sitting lots of little envelopes in my box. Even though this is true, I will try all my best to respond to as many that I am able. Ask box, it is now open - for all to share!

Yes. I know it is been long time, and now there is sitting lots of little envelopes in my box. Even though this is true, I will try all my best to respond to as many that I am able. Ask box, it is now open - for all to share!

Tell us: How did you discover the internet? Did a team mate show you, or?...

Is good question!

Now, you are knowing of “Mann Co” company, yes? Source of hats, drainer of wallets?

Is rumor that company invents time machine and sends funny Australian mustache man in tiny underpants into future. He is very angry finding big thing called “internet”, because is full of hippies, so he brings back “computer” weapon and destroys time machine. Soon, he is selling computer in Mann Co. Store. Is possible that funny mustache man is meaning to fill internet with mercenaries instead of hippies. Would not be big surprise.

At least, this is what Soldier tells me. Is probably not true.

After Soldier buys computer to argue with hippies on internet, I am curious and buy also. Am very happy to find thing called “forum” for discussing design of guns. Later, when I show him website of bird owners, Doctor is buying too. Is good!

Many things, little man.

remarkablerussian:

I’ll find you too, you oversized, shaved bear! You won’t take long to kill! Your are stupid as you are strong! I could just shove a cyanide capsule in a sandwich Und you’d die like that!

You will put poison in sandwich and leave it lying on ground? You are just as likely to kill own injured teammate in this way. Why does BLU employ stupid doctors who will risk losing for sake of their own personal vendettas?

remarkablerussian:

I’ll find you too, you oversized, shaved bear! You won’t take long to kill! Your are stupid as you are strong! I could just shove a cyanide capsule in a sandwich Und you’d die like that!

You will put poison in sandwich and leave it lying on ground? You are just as likely to kill own injured teammate in this way. Why does BLU employ stupid doctors who will risk losing for sake of their own personal vendettas?

remarkablerussian:

I hate heavy weapon guys.I hate them so much.I’m going to go rip off one’s head. 

And this is why BLU will always lose. Has very worst excuses for Doctors.

remarkablerussian:

I hate heavy weapon guys.

I hate them so much.

I’m going to go rip off one’s head. 

And this is why BLU will always lose. Has very worst excuses for Doctors.

Neither very effective, but.

I am thinking Spy is more effective. Does not kill as many BLUs as Scout, but always chooses target with care. Sometimes can be fifteen minutes until Spy makes first kill, but then will be enemy Doctor about to deploy Übercharge.

Scout is being different. Will run around like crazy man, get killed one or maybe two dozen times and take many BLUs along. All is good until BLU Scout dominates, and two spend rest of day playing useless game of tag with guns.

Still, must consider Spy sometimes can only kill BLUs because flailing of Scouts is making noisy distraction.

*engulfed in bursting Aura* WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME

…I think Sniper has something that can help you with this problem.

HEAVY X MEDIC 4EVER

NO.

5EVER.

STUPID.